Famous Guitarist Visits Rockford, Gets Arrested

Rockford IL – Quinn Gelastio, rhythm guitarist for the heavy metal band FrequencyX2 was arrested tonight for possession of a controlled substance (Blue Ice). Police became suspicious after watching the heavy metal guitarist smoking something “non-traditional,” says Sergeant Whill Jorgens. 

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Local Man Stabs Duck

Rockford IL– A Mallard duck was punched in the beak and stabbed in the back by a naked masked intruder, police said. Witnesses told police just before 2:30 p.m. Friday, that a naked man– in what appeared to be Mexican

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Horse Sold at Auction Returns Home

Dixon, IL – A horse sold at a local auction– worth $775,000– returned from it’s new home to its former pastures in rural Dixon yesterday.  “We were cleaning out the rest of the items from the auction when we noticed

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Child From Happy Family Believes He’s a Pony

Rockford, IL – Steve Baxter, 10, is like most kids around Rockford, IL– most days. The young Baxter enjoys sleeping through math and science, loves gym class and can’t wait for lunch with his friends.  However, unlike most kids in Rockford,

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Every One Of You Is A Local Hero For Living Here

September Letter From The Editor’s Desk We are here every day to tell you your stories. This is your city, your stories. Not ours, we’re just observers and messengers. Linda from Freeport emailed us to say, “You are the darkest

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Large Disorderly Subjects (Lovers) Reported By Local Facebook Celebrity

Rockford, IL – Another beautiful, abstract news tip was passed to us by Rockford Scanner, one of our many Local Facebook Celebrities: “Maple & Lee ~ Large group of disorderly subjects” RKFDNews.com has the details, that’s what we do best

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