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Extremely Drunk Guy Flees McD’s For Wendy’s Chocolate Ice Cream
Rockford, IL – Thank you to RockfordScanner.com for the news tip. To quote them directly from their Facebook page, which 20,000 estimated idiots like ourselves follow (we do it for RKFD research): Extremely drunk guy attacking people and McDonalds employees
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Recent Poll Discovers The Rockfordians Despise “The Symbol”
Rockford, IL– There were some surprising results in a recent poll conducted by WTVQ 18 about Rockford’s “Symbol.” When asked what “Symbol” meant to them, there were some curious responses, including reinterpretations of Symbol as “The Symbol.” “You mean The
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Chris Chelios Blames Jay Cutler For Packers Loss
Green Bay Packer fans along with their biggest-super-Packer fan, Chris Chelios, reacted to their team’s loss tonight by turning to online rioting, and by burning jerseys of Chicago Bears quarterback, Jay Cutler. Chelios was seen partying with his Packer fan
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Gene’s Story: “Leaving this City Is Hard, Real Hard… “
“If you tell a true story, you can’t be wrong.” – Jack Kerouac Gene Rorawitz was a little kid growing up in a Freedomport housing project when he discovered there might be more to life than stealing cans from the neighbor’s
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Dixon Man Fired After Working Hard & Long For 22 Years
Dixon, IL – Marko Dontaglio, veteran janitor and state employee, worked his butt off for 22 years at Dixon City Hall. Dontaglio was greeted with walking papers late last week. Agitated and seeking answers, he was told, “You are an
Read MoreRobert “Bob” Redcast 0
ROBERT “BOB”REDCAST 61 ROCKFORD Robert Redcast rode the great escalator into the sky Thursday Sept.13 Bob was born in Rockford Il in January 1951. He grew up in Byron and graduated from Rockford College. Bob was a CPA and practiced
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