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Space Jump Into Rock River A Result Of Bears Bye Week
UPDATE: NASA, the popular American space exploration video game program, contacted us via email to congratulate the local man from Rockford, Sam Burngarner, who jumped from space into our beautiful Rock River during the Chicago Bears’ bye week. Larry
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Pole Dancing Not Just For Women
ROCKFORD-Three years ago, William Rezner, a father of seven from Janesville,WI., was looking for a way to get buff but still be able to get drunk and have fun. The 52-year-old alcoholic wanted to get back to being the active
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Faith-Based Donut Shop “Glory Holes” Has Record Breaking Grand Opening
Rockford — 18th Avenue was ablaze this morning, as the crowd shuffled in for the opening of the latest faith-based coffee and donut shop. Glory Holes opened its doors to an enthusiastic audience that was strewn around the block. “We’ve
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Local Radio Jocks Caught Shoplifting
LOVES PARK- Local Radio Dj’s Slim Boulder and his co host Tripple Tea were arrested Saturday after being caught shoplifting a six pack of beer a Halestorm cd three Nickleback cd’s two Godsmack cd’s a box of candy and 2 tins of chew
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Local Factory Uses False Hope to Heat Building
ROCKFORD, IL – In an attempt to move its factory into the modern green era, a Rockford cannery successfully began harvesting the broken dreams and aspirations of its workers as an energy source to heat the building. “I played a little football
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City Hires 150 Invisible Road Construction Workers
ROCKFORD , IL – In an attempt to combat the increasing number of road construction sites, the city of Rockford has appointed 150 invisible laborers to work around the clock. “They may not cast a shadow, but they sure as hell put in
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