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Sexy Bald Eagle Shot On School Bus
Rockford, IL – “It was so Cray Cray,” recalls Sally the Squirrel about the day when her friend, Jenny the Balding Eagle, was shot and soaked almost to death while they were on their school bus last month. She says
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Free Applebees Meals For Veterans Angers Teachers and Church Goers
Rockford, IL – Applebees, the popular retail restaurant chain, celebrated Veterans Day by offering free meals to America’s military veterans. Local Rockfordians are not happy, especially Elaine Carlson, a first grade teacher and mother of five who tried to feed
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Lonely Men Wonder: Will Binders Supply Catch Up With Demand?
United States of America – The election is over! Will the search for binders for lonely men across the country soon come to an end? We have some answers. “I’ve been on a three week quest. I’ve searched every Office
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Poor Child Speared by RKFDP SWAT Team
Rockford, IL – Members of the RKFDP SWAT (Rockford Dream Police Department’s School-Yard Whoop Ass Team) TEAM surrounded a home on Hamster Circle near Finkleton Middle School Sunday afternoon. Officers said they were trying to negotiate with an armed child barricaded inside
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RKFDP Officers Shoot & Kill Porcupine
Rockford, IL – Fourteen RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers shot and killed a Porcupine holding a woman at porcupine-point Friday morning. The shooting happened about 7:45 a.m. at a motel near the Moel Beal Gas Station on the 3800 block of River
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11 Year Old Pony Shot By RKFDP
Rockford, IL – An 11-year-old pony was shot Saturday night while galloping near the Fairgrounds Valley housing project. RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers said the pony was walking with other ponies playing pony games and telling pony stories in a
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