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RKFD Man Stabs Himself With Empowerment For His 52nd Birthday
Rockford, IL – A man celebrating his 52nd birthday arrived at SwedishAmerican Hospital around 9:30 p.m., Tuesday, with self-inflicted stab wounds to his chest, legs, left arm, cheeks, forehead, left hand, right kneecap,toes, and left buttock. The man told police:
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Misery Loves Real Original Vison (or) Excellence Never Looked This Good
Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrisson of Rockford, IL, unleashed his 2013 marketing campaign last week to universal applause. “Vison. Leadership. … Results,” proclaims his marketing material. Our staff rose from our chairs, clapped, hung our heads in defeat and
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Submit Videos to Share on RKFD NEWS YouTube Channel
RKFDNews.com is now available on YouTube, but don’t get too excited. We’re not creating the videos to post (we don’t have time to) for your comedic enjoyment, you are. We are asking the community to provide any videos they’d like
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Dollars PLUS A Major Plus To Rockford’s Growing Wallets
ROCKFORD, IL – Dollars PLUS™, a national chain of low cost convenience stores, announced that they will be building their next three locations throughout the Rockford area. Paggy Monsoon, public relations representative for Dollars PLUS™, spoke at a press release
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Carp, Nature’s Protectors
Rockford, IL – You’ve seen it on Carpy the River Fish and other popular TV shows; carps rescuing humans from drowning and keeping them safe from harm. Does it really happen? The answer is YES, dummy, or I would not have
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Crime Prevention Carp Language Discovered
Rockford, IL – Imagine two carp swimming in the Mighty Rock River. You hear a series of clicks, whistles and whines coming from each; much like a conversation in Dolphin language. It seems one carp can call another carp specifically by
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