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Exciting letters about Rockford!
ROCKFORD, IL – Mary Beth Mallentino sent RKFD News this inspirational letter below. Thanks, Mary. “I believe in Rockford with all my heart. But, it’s nice to have signs to prove that he is watching over me and that he loves
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Prostitutes and Baby Throwing
ROCKFORD, IL – Six older women were arrested Thursday night and Friday morning in a prostitution sweep within areas of the city where complaints of prostitution and baby throwing were reported: Larie T. Robine, 68, felony prostitution unlawful weapon; Brianella
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Bird Flu Season is upon us.
ROCKFORD, IL – A girl of five is being treated in a Rochellian hospital in the first case of H767334N96453332 “bird flu” reported by Midwest Official Flu & Virus Unit #98. The child, whose parents are poultry traders by day
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Purple Lion Attacks Children
Rockford, IL – With a fresh pot of coffee in her hand, Krystal Evoloafredrick explained why she likes her cafe being so small. “In a normal place, I’d have to walk around all day,” she says. “Here, I just stand in
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Homeless Man Bishop Knightly The IIIrd Loves Rockford Class Coffee
ROCKFORD, IL – Homeless Man Bishop Knightly III loves being homeless in Rockford and he hopes change never comes because, “dis Rockfart coffee too good to lose.” Homeless Man Knightly the IIIrd also told RKFDNews, “One time in 2004 I
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City Board Meetings Resume
Rockford, IL – Rockford area citizens went about life as they always do exactly 24 hours after a city election was decided by 22% of it’s registered voting population. 78% of the registered voting population didn’t even know what hit
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