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2013 ROCKFORD MAYOR RESULTS: POVERTY WINS AGAIN
Rockford, IL – The 2013 election results are in. Poverty won by a landslide once again. 78% of Rockford’s registered voters stayed home to eat, sleep, watch TV, or headed to a bar to get high in the parking lot
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Elmer Fudd and Bugs Battle It Out On Facebook
Cartoons Exchange Facebook Words; Mr. Bunny presents a fact, Mr. Fudd feels bad and attacks Mr. Bunny with a naughty, male genital, name! The Rockford War Between the feel-miserably-better Get Positive Squad and the reality based Logic Battalion Rages On
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Team Positivity Attacks RKFD News on Facebook with Internet Emotions!
Rockford, IL – The war between Rockford, IL’s, Get Positive Battalion and the Universe’s Logic Army squared off for a rap battle on facebook in the last 24 hours. We were there to witness it because Team Positive attacked dour
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North Main St. Billboard Replaces Drivers Vision With VISON
Rockford, IL – The race for Rockford’s next mayor is speeding up to an April 9th election day finish. Mayor Barry Morrisson revealed his latest campaign message on a billboard located a block away from the Olympic Tavern on N.
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Rainbows Are Pretty
ROCKFORD, IL – What was thought to be a rainbow today was actually a ray of sun shining through the billowing clouds of the Bye-Ron Newclear Power plant. Some of our loyal readers chimed in: April 1 @ 8:37PM I
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Free Labor Jobs Disguised as “Volunteer” Positons Discovered In Hopeless, Poor, Unemployed City
Rockford, IL – Local businesses are finally seeking qualified individuals for filling job positions again. A few job requirement catches you must fulfill: You must have a great attitude, hard work ethics, abilities to smile through snow and rain, know
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