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Rockford, IL – Days after winning the Wall Street Journal’s championship for America’s most pathetic real estate market with regards to underwater properties, Rockford leaders have responded with a city-wide plan to ban the Wall Street Journal from ever ending
Read MoreJohnny Emerald the IIIrd Releases New Song, “Rockford (Damn, I Miss Georgia)”
Rockford, IL – Homeless Rockford man and overnight singing star, Johnny Emerald the IIIrd, released his 5th song online this week, “Rockford (Damn, I Miss Georgia)“. Listen below. Catch up on all noose articles related to Johnny Emerald the IIIrd
Read MorePopular Rockford Mommy Makes More Cookies For Her Little Pumpkins and Hubby
Rockford, IL – Cookies are in the Autumn air around Rockford. Rockford smells so delicious. Earlier this week we reported that Mrs.Jill DeContonio baked a nice batch of cookies for her son Don and his friends to end Labor Day
Read MoreMy Mommy Made Me Cookies
Rockford, IL – Around 6:58pm tonight on Labor Day Weekend, Mrs. Jill DeContonio, made her son Don a dozen of chocolate chip cookies to celebrate the end of another Labor Day Weekend in the midwest. The official end of summer
Read MoreSymbol to get face lift. Why?
ROCKFORD, IL – Rockford’s big, red, ugly–we still can’t figure out what it is–sculpture will get a fresh coat of paint on Tuesday. Why? We don’t know. Symbol, which is located along the east bank of the Rock River south
Read MoreTexas Governor, Rick Perry, Lures Unemployed Aldermen to Resign for Relocation and Job Opportunities
Rockford, IL – Just hours after Rockford’s 6th Ward Alderman, Mervin Halls, turned in his resignation to Mayor Barry Morrison (read about the hilarious truth here), another one of Rockford’s Alderman resigned as well due to not having a full-time
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