Rockford Named Jizz City, USA

Rockford, IL –  America’s contributions to world culture includes jazz, baseball (debatable), soda pop, Levis, the Simpsons, Baywatch, commercialized evangelism, hip-hop, country-pop music (the bad kind, circa 1985 to present) , hillbilly pride, ebonics, cheap beer, skunk weed, porn and

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Downtown’s Crown Jewel, Coronado Theater, Continues To Host Town Forums Instead of Events That Attract Out-of-Towners To Spend Money In Rockford

Rockford, IL – Downtown Rockford’s crown jewel, Coronado Theater, continues to host local prep rallies versus events that bring people in from all over to spend their money in Rockford. Thursday night’s event, “Transform Rockford” (another pride thing to make Rockford

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Dear FEDS, help… please help us.

Rockford, IL – Dear FEDs, official agents of truth and national news stuff, please take a thorough look through the financial books of every agency, organization, board, acting as a public charity in affiliation with the City of Rockford. Please

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Transformers: Rise of the Rockfordians

Rockford, IL –  The fourth movie in the popular Transformers series focuses on our beloved city– or what’s left of it in the year two thousand and thirteen.  Director Michael Bay’s opening ten minute scene captures forty years in the

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Can a man do martial arts and fight wearing high heels?

Vicki Kumplerstach Loves Park—–It’s possible, but without special training he’s likely to break an ankle. I’ve practiced several forms of combat, including kenpo karate, eye gouging,street fighting, and kendo. While I’m not going to NOT defend myself just because I’m

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How Not To Get Your Baby Repossessed

ROCKFORD- Nobody walks out of a hospital with their little newborn baby thinking it could be repossessed. Things happen; parents fall into unforeseen financial hardship and just don’t have the funds to cover their monthly expense of a child. The

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