Animal advocate to chain herself to tree for the dogs

BELOIT- Animal shelter manager Heather Furman wanted to bring attention to the struggle dogs have in the freezing temperatures we have been having in the Midwest by tying herself to a tree to show onlookers the plight of dogs left

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Mr. Lothario Makes Another Pizza For Mr. Strumwell

Rockford, IL – As reported last week, James Lothario took another day off to make a Rockford Pizza according to his neighbor, Joseph Dontel Strumwell.  Strumwell came home again for lunch to find Mr. Lothario in his kitchen–AGAIN–using his family’s wood-brick

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Study Proves That Making Less Money Equals Less Happiness and More Death

Rockford, IL  – The Winnebago Department of Health, Transformation of Emotions and Demographic Awareness released the report to a controversial study today.  The 760 page document was put together by county scientists, physicians and economists who studied the emotional and

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Mr. Lothario Makes a Rockford Pizza For Mr. Strumwell

Rockford, IL – James Lothario took the day off to make a Rockford Pizza according to his neighbor, Joseph Dontel Strumwell.  Strumwell came home for lunch to find Mr. Lothario in his kitchen using his family’s wood-brick oven.  The two

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Time is Irrelevant According to Vacationers

Rockford, IL – Gerry and Mary Lornestraps spent the new year holiday in Rockford, IL visiting family and friends. “The thing we enjoy the most about spending time in Rockford is that it’s irrelevant. Time appears to be very irrelevant

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