Report: Google Fibre Coming To Rockford

Rockford, IL — Recent reports confirm that Google Fibre will soon be brought to the Rockford area. “Rockford’s one of the more constipated metropolitan areas in the Upper Midwest,” said a Silicon Valley executive with knowledge of the project. “With their proximity

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Duplex Cookies Tossed Out of Rockford for New Downtown Loft Cookies

Rockford, IL — “We Rockfordians have had enough. Our cookies have been cracking and crumbling for too long.” Said Ruth Marche, a well known, well-to-do, community leader and Rockford Transformationalist. Marche has lived in Rockford since before our city’s Nickel

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Chick-Fil-A Rockford Location Receives 2016 Google Reviews Award

Rockford, IL — Rockford’s Chick-fil-A location has received the prestigious 2016 Google Reviews Award.  Congratulations to everyone in Rockford that loves fried chicken, and to the Chick-fil-A Rockford staff for making it one of the most pleasurable, non-violent meals in

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Election 2016: RKFDnews Endorses Gorak, Lord of the Sixth Dimension

Rockford, IL — RKFDnews proudly endorses Gorak, Lord of the sixth dimension, for President of the United States.  We believe he will help all of us with Making Rockford great for America on the Internet again. We spoke to Gorak today

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Rockford’s #1 Mexican Restaurant Delivers Sad News

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Rockford, IL – Rockford’s favorite Mexican restaurant(s), Taco Bell, is leaving the region.  Taco Bell’s North American CEO, Steven “Nevets” Gomez, released a statement confirming the sad news: “We keep on winning the Rockford Register Star’s Best of Rockford readers

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Many Locals Report Foul Manure Smell From Downtown Has Permeated Over The Entire City of Rockford

Rockford, IL — Here is an unbelievably true story we read on the internet yesterday that was initiated by one of our favorite local artists. Poop stinks, and oh boy, the smell of poop has permeated throughout Rockford. We here

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