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Trump Says RKFDnews Book Taught Him How To Tell Very, Very Good Stories
Rockford, Illinois— Mister President Trump admitted on 97.5 WZOK FM radio (Rockford, Illinois) this morning that he learned everything he has about producing internet stories from a local media powerhouse, RKFDnews. Us. Yep. Eat that, Rockford Ponies. Mister Trump told
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Trump Tweets to Rockford: Start Feeding Homeless Now
Rockford, IL– You might not see this story in your local newspaper, but homeless men and women are already making decisions about which back yards and trash cans they will visit this winter thanks to a tweet by Mister President
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Trump’s Bus Drives Right Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
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Patty the Goose is Alive!
Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose came back to life today. RKFDnews originally reported earlier this week that Patty had been inadvertently starved to death by City Council. Rockford Memorial Geese Mercy flew Patty into Beloit, Wisconsin, for an official
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Patty the Goose, May She Rest In Peace
Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose was one of Rockford’s favorite birds. She ate carp, fresh out of the Rock River. Pedestrians walking on the bike path considered Patty their friend. Patty the Goose hand-delivered soup to City Council meetings
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2018 Cheap Trick Festival Coming Back to Rock Rockford
Rockford, IL — The successful Cheap Trick Music Festival which GrahamSpencer and RACVB presented to the community and media in 2016 will be back for another round of rock and roll applause in downtown Rockford come the summer of 2018!
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