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Air Horse One Sent in To Save Horsies From Rockford Ponies

Air Horse One Sent in To Save Horsies From Rockford Ponies
NO PONIES ALLOWED!

NO PONIES ALLOWED!

1072094_10152496626012699_1537431341_oRockford, IL –  The emergence of evil, unethical and greedy Rockford Ponies brought a savior for our nice, hard working horsies to our Chicago-Rockford International Airport last week.

Air Horse One, a special designed Boeing 727 airplane, is making regular stops to transport over-worked horses elsewhere to help save the horsies from the Rockford Ponies, amateurs and misery marketers.  Don’t believe us?  See photos we stole from the airport’s Facebook page below or click here to go straight to the horse’s mouth.

Real, original horse news, The Rockford style. (We couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.)

– Graham Nickles



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