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America Needs Rockford To Be Great On The Internet Again

America Needs Rockford To Be Great On The Internet Again

 

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The people have spoken. We can do this.

Rockford people need RKFDnews.com to be great again.

America needs Rockford to be great again.

Google search results need us to help downtown Rockford win the internet by 2025.

Do good internet, and we can win.

Where to start?

You are the solution.

Do a YouTubes.

Make a Podcasts.

Write a Post.

Tweet a Hashtag!

Meme a cat!

Share good internets and smile.

Sit, wait, it’s coming…

Reactions, likes, shares, comments!

Share and agree—UH OH!

Truth trolls!

Block the truth trolls!

Attack!

Tell them they’re negative!

Report factual statements!

Defend your emotions!Delete the logic!

Delete the logic!

Tell them to do something better with their time!

Remind the trolls that the time you’re spending arguing with them is being wasted!

Remind the trolls that you are more important, your opinions matter, and your time matters more because you are a positive, emotional internetter with a real name!

Share an emoji!

Make another meme!

You did it!

Rockford will smile for you, the internet, and America.

America needs Rockford to be great on the internet again!

Maybe, probably not.


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