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Chaz "Jet Lag" Stalmach

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Goose Saves Child From Deadly Water Moccasin

Wednesday, June 28th- It was a typical evening stroll for Jenifer Posch and her 5-year-old daughter Max. They walked to their usual spot to feed the ducks some gluten-free bread scraps and dairy-free cheese curds. Max was just a few

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Rock River Raft Race Under Fire After Dozens of Geese Barred from Entering

Wednesday, June 28th. Feathers have been ruffled. A number geese have gaggled together to issue an official complaint to the Rock River Raft Race commissioners after being denied entry on the basis of– well, sigh, they’re geese. The rules of

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У нас не было ничего общего с фальшивой новости

Мы не имеем ничего общего с фальшивой новости, циркулирующей в интернет-матери земли Америки. Мы слишком заняты, с нашим снегом и нашей водки, чтобы заботиться о фекалиях социальных медиа мелкой американца. Donald Trump это не наш кукольный или наша русская матрешка.

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Stockholm Inn Restaurant Caught Stealing Mobility Scooters

Rockford- Stockholm Inn has been accused of stealing mobility scooters from the elderly. Worse yet, some accusations date back to 1994. A social media judge declared the restaurant guilty and sentenced them to 120 bad yelp reviews. Stockholm Inn tweeted

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Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”

The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally conscious Facebookers. You’ve probably noticed many of your Facebook friends have ‘checked in’ at the Indian Rock Standing Reservation, while it’s more likely that

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Beware! Rockford Craigslist Add Seeks Pets For Fetish Porn

54/male/Rockford I’ve been experimenting with small rodents recently. It all started with my cousins pet mice. They’re so cute and cuddly! Then I decided to bite the bullet and try some larger critters. Gerbils and Hamsters were pretty easy. I

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