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Scare at Local Nuclear Power Plant
BYRON— A sad cow floated over the Forest City and took a dump near the Byron Nuclear Plant before falling into the Rock River yesterday.”that shit was close!” said a worker who witnessed everything..No more information will ever be available
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Tornado Skips Over Rockford
ROCKFORD—- A tornado just missed destroying the Forest City yesterday but at the last minute veered south “it just wasn’t worth it” said the tornado..
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Pedestrian Roundabouts planned for city center.
ROCKFORD — More change is coming to downtown, where retail development sparks projections of more commerce, more residents, more traffic. The city will build three roundabouts and a pedestrian tunnel including bike lanes near the intersection of State street and
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Rockford Entrepreneur Faces Tough Decision With Inheritance: Orange Lamborghini or Black Lamborghini?
Rockford, IL – A local man has a very tough decision coming up in a few months. Billy Newbaur can’t decide if he will he drive his orange or black Lamborghini to the next Transform Rockford meeting? Maybe you can decide for
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Rockford Mayor Changes Graduation Requirements Policy
Rockford, IL– Mayor Barry Morrison scored a political victory on June 5th when administration officials announced the city’s intention to scrap the current regulation of a graduating student from 12 years of schooling to just 5. Ultra-Orthodox aldermen and women, who
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Local man sets new Guinness World Record
ROCKFORD– A local man set a new world record for the most pets to a pony. Gordon Sparchyes petted a pony 138000 times before his hand gave out.. No more införmation will ever be available ….
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