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Rockford Golfers Welcome African-American Golfers and Ludacris to Roscoe, IL

Ludacris to Perform At The Inaugural and Internationally Historic Civil Rights Golf Sporting Festival in Roscoe, IL, May 13-20th, 2013. Rockford, IL – One of Rockford, IL’s many, many Whiteys-only Golf Clubs, The Rockford Green Dogs, has come up with

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Eating Out Rockford: County Line Buffet brings freedom, fatness to local couple

Editor’s note: “Eating Out Rockford” is a bi-weekly feature on interesting places to dine & drink in Rockford.  Ron Kites is not a food professional, and his opinions are not reflective of those on the RKFDNews Team, or RKFDNews Inc.

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Vicious Chickens Attack Grandmothers

Rockford, IL – Around 7:04 this morning, members of the Booney County Animal Control were called to the 2100 block of Canningham Road for a call about chickens wildly attacking several elderly women.  Police and fire were also dispatched to

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ArtSeen begins, offends tonight

ROCKFORD, IL – East Rockford will be abuzz tonight with local sculptors, painters, and other fringe artists as they fill East Rockford stores and shops with art.  The rapidly growing, vibrant art scene in Rockford was shaken a bit by

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Baby Helps Police Arrest Purse Snatcher

Rockford, IL – Late Sunday evening, Rockford police officers responded to an alarm for a purse snatching outside of a Happy Wong restaurant parking lot at 3904 Delarware on the city’s south side. Police and eyewitness reports state that the

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Famous Guitarist Visits Rockford, Gets Arrested

Rockford IL – Quinn Gelastio, rhythm guitarist for the heavy metal band FrequencyX2 was arrested tonight for possession of a controlled substance (Blue Ice). Police became suspicious after watching the heavy metal guitarist smoking something “non-traditional,” says Sergeant Whill Jorgens. 

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