The Beauty of Barry: Cock Soup
by Nate, Brother of Gene | February 3, 2013 1:35 AM
Hi, it’s me again, Rockford. I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town. Let me share another secret for feeling, looking, tasting, and smelling good:
Cock Soup.
[1]Barry Seversyn is a good-looking man living in an ugly town. Seversyn is a caucasian, Swedish man born in Rockford, IL who’s often praised for his great skin, slender physique, wealth and knowledge of staying sexy and feeling, looking, and tasting good in tough times. Stevenson is a guest columnist for RKFDNews.com, CNN.com, and WZOK.com. His handome features and sexy personality is worshiped by all locals, including; poor people, ladies, mothers, fathers, priests and nums, and a few domestic animals have stopped in their tracks to acknowledge his natural beauty.
My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God, Barry, your hair smells so good and your neck tastes like chicken noodle soup but spicer! Wow, you are very delicious. What in the world is your secret?”
Thank you for wondering. Cock flavoured soup mix keeps my hair shiny and my neck salty. I prefer the spicy cock soup mix but feel free to experiment until you find the right cock mix for your skin and hair.
Simply rub it all over your body right after your shower. Do not towel dry. It’s best to take your time, let the air settle the cock mix into your hairs, scalp, and skin.
Like I said, everyone’s skin is different. Feel free to experiment with as many cock mixes as you can find, but the bigger the cock mix bag the better you’ll feel about having it all the time without needing more.
Take it from a handsome man who’s always willing to share a few beauty secrets with ladies and other walks of life. Good looking means good eating and good sleeping. Please take care of yourselves on the outsides first with little things like cocks’ soup mixes, and let the insides follow your good-looks into the afterlife.
Til next time.
– Barry Seversyn
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