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Bees Removed From City Hall but The Hornets Nest Remains In Downtown Rockford

Bees Removed From City Hall but The Hornets Nest Remains In Downtown Rockford
The Rockford downtown is home to The Hornets Nest, a collection of important people who do nothing but hang out and talk in coffee shops and bars pretending to do some work on their iPads and laptops or talking to people they know about progress and change and art and figuring out new ways to rape the creative class in broad daylight while drinking coffee, beer and snacking.

The Rockford downtown is home to The Hornets Nest, a collection of (un)important people who do nothing but hang out and talk in coffee shops and bars pretending to do some work on their iPads, iPhones and laptops waiting to talki to people they know about progress and change and art and figuring out new ways to rape the creative class in broad daylight while drinking coffee, beer and snacking until too much pride causes them to zzz, zz, z.

Rockford, IL – A tree in front of The Rockford City Hall has been a home to 20,000 plus bees. They’ve been safely transported to a farm to make the honey, but the problem remains abuzz in downtown businesses.

Rockford Bees Hornets BearsHornets with legs, arms, hair, hands, feet, fingers, toes, eyes, ears, mouths, noses, genitals and brains have infested downtown businesses; particularly morning cafes, weekend art galleries and city market events.

THE HORNETS NEST.

You will know more when The Rockford stings itself on too much pride and reverse psychological positivity after drinking coffee, talking shop and doing nothing for the rest of the day.  Zzz, zz, z.

– Jay Vannigan

Wired Cafe
20out of 5
Octane
20out of 5
Rockford Leaders
2out of 5
Internetting
20out of 5
Hornets
6out of 5
Visitors Vote
0out of 5

3.4

3.4 out of 5
Average

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