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People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms
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Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our
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Will Rockford even have a December this year?
Rumor has it that December will be postponed until several studies have been made.
We do not report Rumors, John… Only lies