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У нас не было ничего общего с фальшивой новости

Мы не имеем ничего общего с фальшивой новости, циркулирующей в интернет-матери земли Америки. Мы слишком заняты, с нашим снегом и нашей водки, чтобы заботиться о фекалиях социальных медиа мелкой американца. Donald Trump это не наш кукольный или наша русская матрешка.

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Rockfordians Already Living in Trump’s Hateful Reality of America for Decades

Rockford, IL — Locals aren’t surprised by this year’s national election result winner for the highest executive government job in America. “Look at us, look at Rockford. We’ve been seasoned by amateur leaders for decades, son. America finally took notice of

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Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”

The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally conscious Facebookers. You’ve probably noticed many of your Facebook friends have ‘checked in’ at the Indian Rock Standing Reservation, while it’s more likely that

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Facebook, Helping Grandma Stay Racist

The past ten years of social media advances have done a lot for Bigots, Racists and Geese. They’re no longer alone and afraid to honk, or afraid to marginalize an entire group of people, based on their race, gender identity

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Facebook Prayers Saved Grandma’s Life

Rockford- Betsy Stienbecker was dead. She flat-lined Saturday night surrounded by her loving family. Grandma Stienbecker had suffered a heart attack- most likely from all the Beffatillos she’d been consuming. After nearly an hour of trying to resuscitate Grandma, doctors

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Multiple Reports of an Angry “Poltergoose” Near Rock River

Rockford – As the fog rolled in, late Friday night, near the Nicholson Conservatory and Hardware Poké-Stop, low-pitched, angry honking was reported in a call made to RKFD News. They could- and perhaps should, have called the cops, but we

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