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Local Ad Firm Professionals Ponder Next Municipal Development Project to Fool Peasants With

Rockford, IL – The days of creating a healthy cash flow amongst private sector businesses and the community via the public sector are gone. Even though it’s illegal to not publish contract projects for public bidding when concerning municipal marketing dollars and budgets,

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RHA Rezones The Entirety of Rockford As Section 8, Renames City RHAckford

Rockford, IL – The plan to build 70 apartments for low-income residents on the city’s east side has transformed into an entirely new project.  In early 2016, Rockford’s city leaders will sell the entire city to the Rockford Housing Authority for $1.  All businesses,

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Portillo’s Cancels Local Restaurant Plans, Blames Rockford

Rockford, IL –  Portillo’s newest restaurant was supposed to be opening in Rockford this summer, but a press release from Portillo’s Restaurant Group released today shows otherwise. “We truly thank the citizens of Rockford for their enthusiasm and support of our Chicago-style

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1100 Confiscated Weed Plants Will Be Used to Transform Rockford Economy, Misery, Our Stories, Vision, Train, Casino, Hotel and Amateur Sports Stuff but also to Love Rockford More or Whatever

Rockford, IL– The ol’ Fatty McGee’s / Stash O’ Neil’s and Hard Times bar on East State Street across from one of the more popular McDonald’s in town, on one of our most traveled, polluted streets, made national news this

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City Council Approves Metal Panties® Vote –  Effective Feb. 1st, 2015 for all area Advertising, Marketing and Public Relations Business Owners

Rockford, IL – Rockford’s City Council conducted a rare positive Friday night vote after a rough week of bad press involving the Housing Authority.  All of Winnebago County’s Advertising, Marketing and Public Relations business owners are now required to wear Metal Panties®,

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Rockton and Roscoe Named #1 Best Cities To Live In Where Giving a Flying F*ck Is NOT Required

Rockford, IL – Awards season has been kind to the city of Rockford. Fortune Magazine released their annual Best Of list today and Rockford was named the #2 City in America to live in where giving a flying f*ck is

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