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Discover Yourself Museum Opens New Math Exhibit, Confuses Everyone

ROCKFORD — Discover Yourself  Museum will celebrate it’s new permanent exhibition, “Figure Out the Square Root of Everything!”, with a grand opening from 11 to 6 p.m., on Sunday. “Figure Out the Square Root of Everything!”, was designed for children with

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Severe Thunderstorm Warning In Effect, Arks on Standby

Damaging winds and rain are rapidly making their way through the Rockford region.  The National Weather Service has issued a “Severe Thunderstorm Warning” until 4:00 pm.  Readers should be wary of large hail, damaging wind, flooded roadways, and strong lightning. 

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Homeless Man Deciphers Rockford Scanner Message

RockfordScanner.com reported tonight on their Facebook page, “Someone on a boat screaminf fior help. Sounds like its near sinnissippi”.  After spending hours trying to correct their spelling and decipher their message, we’ve been tipped off by a local homeless person

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Horrible 3 Car Accident, Rare T-Pain CD Destroyed

Rockford, IL – Just after midnight 3 vehicles were involved in a horrible explosion of cars at the intersection of Auburn and Kilburn streets. Only minor bodily injuries were reported along with a destroyed imported Japanese version CD copy of

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Black SUV Parks Itself At Martin Park

Last night around 11:37pm at Martin Park, a black SUV was seen driving very slowly on the bike path.

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