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Back to homepageGaming Machines Start Ruining Rockford Families Today
ROCKFORD, IL – Illinois’s huge video gaming expansion could start paying off right meow. The video game machines were put to good use this afternoon. At least 14 people were seen coming out of Harys Bar. Some were screaming at
Read MoreLocals Debate Romney-Obama Debate At Stop-N-Go
Rockford, IL – A debate about the first Romney – Obama debate went down at Stop-N-Go on North Main St. in Rockford, IL today. Local man, Terry Chadwick, stopped in for the newspaper and coffee to find himself in the
Read MorePresident’s Bus Drives Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
Read MoreMitt Romney Enjoys Breakfast At Machine Shed With Caucasian Locals
Presidential Candidate for the divided-and-sinking-yet-hilariously-united-by-insanity Republican party, Mitt Romney, ate a delicious breakfast with Caucasian locals at the popular, retail restaurant hangout, Machine Shed. Caucasian customers enjoying grits, corn nibblets and scrambled eggs noticed the tall man because Romney and
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