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Rockford, IL – City officials have confirmed that “Mondays are a great day to git sum.”
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Report: Rockford Baby’s First Word Shatters Centuries of Infant Behavior Skills
Rockford, IL – Centuries of infant behavior patterns came to a standstill in Rockford, IL last night for the proud parents of an 18 month old daughter. Jay and Gordon Fernandez were playing with their baby Heather when she muttered
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Report: City Leaders Launch Online Campaign To Increase Offline Sexy Time
Rockford, IL – Online positivity has been heavily trending throughout Rockford’s business and city government sectors since 2012 to increase the community’s emotional tweets, posts, videos and internettting stuff on social media. The city wide effort for celebrating the city’s
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Famous Rockford Mommy Makes Cookies For Child’s Classroom
Rockford, IL – Famous Rockford mommy blogger and self-taught graphic designer, Shelly, released a public service announcement on her website today that she made cookies for her daughter’s class to help Transform Rockford. Shelly is currently separated from her famous
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Popular Fake Baby Names To Consider – Part 1
Rockford, IL – Babies are being born everyday. In tough times, especially here in the land of opportunity–Rockford, IL–babies are being conceived everyday before they ever have a name because our friends, family and neighbors are running out of ideas to
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5 Ways To Be Successful in Rockford, IL To Help Rockford Become An American Kingdom Once Again
Rockford, IL – One of America’s leading civic pride gurus, Bart Starsling, gave a speech at the most recent Transgress Rockford vison session held in another fake church somewhere on the East Side of Rockford. The economic analyst used his
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Loves Park Thinking About Ending Relationship with Machesney Park After Valentine’s Day
LOVES PARK, IL – Multiple sources close to the City of Loves Park are saying that Loves Park is considering ending their longstanding relationship with Machesney Park “unless Machesney really wows them on Valentine’s Day.” The two cities, situated to
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