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Rockford Man Finds Match on RKFDSingles.com
Rockford, IL – Hector McKerrigan, a local professional, spent years unsuccessfully trying to find a soul mate after his divorce from his second wife. “As anyone knows, it’s hard to meet people in Rockford. I don’t mean people in general,
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The Stromwells File For Another Rockford Style Divorce
Rockford, IL – Tanya Stromwell, 48, has been telling her fourth husband, Ted, that he doesn’t listen to her. The Stromwells have been married for 4 years and Ted tells us, “It’s over as of today. Tanya went out drinking
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The Rock River
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. In this week’s column I’m not going to discuss Rock River’s prior wrongdoings. Instead, I intend to focus only on Rock River’s current, craven epigrams. It may help if I
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Local Swedish Man Likes Big Butts and He Can Not Lie
Rockford, IL – It took awhile for local native, Gerald Hennsliss, to realize what set him apart from other Swedish men at the Rockford YMCA. “I found myself losing focus in the gym. Whether I was pumping weights or shooting
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Study Proves That Making Less Money Equals Less Happiness and More Death
Rockford, IL – The Winnebago Department of Health, Transformation of Emotions and Demographic Awareness released the report to a controversial study today. The 760 page document was put together by county scientists, physicians and economists who studied the emotional and
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Photo Gallery – RKFDnews Sponsors Transform RKFD Event
Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com was proud to host this past weekend’s successful community event for “Transform RKFD.” All in all it was a major success. Ideas were discussed and further actions to talk a bit more about the next stages
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