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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes

Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years.  Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40

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James the Wet Pussy Cat Mauls Alejandro the Latin Kings Servant

Rockford, IL – News broke over the scanner last night that screeching and screaming was heard in the northwest neighborhood near Huffman and Riverside where gang warfare along with the community’s fears are rising.  Sources have confirmed that an angry

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Two Ways to Make Your Wife Happy

Rockford, IL – For many husbands, wives can be downright confusing. One night, a husband looks at his wife with sad porcupine eyes and suggests romance. She replies in frustration, “Not tonight. Is sex all you men think about?” A

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Rockford Register Star’s Mommy & Daddy Company Files For Bankruptcy

Rockford, IL –  We here at RKFDnews.com have been waiting a few weeks for this noose to break.  We want to send hugs and good wishes (positive, keep smiling, Rockford styled, bending over wishes) to our compadres at the Rockford

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Rockford Area High School Athletes Top Country in Hirings and Arrests

Rockford, IL –  Shocking new studies provided to us by the NANAHWA (National Alliance of Nepotistic Athleticism For a Healthier Working America) shows that Rockford, IL and the Winnebago County area’s finest high school athlete students are leading the country

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Father Yes Son

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