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Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”

The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally conscious Facebookers. You’ve probably noticed many of your Facebook friends have ‘checked in’ at the Indian Rock Standing Reservation, while it’s more likely that

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The Beauty of Barry: Sweet Peas

Hi, it’s me again, Rockford.  I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town.  Let me share another secret for pouty lips: Sweet Peas. My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God, Barry, your lips are

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The Beauty of Barry: Cock Soup

Hi, it’s me again, Rockford.  I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town.  Let me share another secret for feeling, looking, tasting, and smelling good: Cock Soup. My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God,

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The Beauty Of Barry: Cantaloupes

Hi, it’s me again, Rockford.  I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town.  Let me share another secret for feeling, looking and tasting good: Cantaloupes. 1. Start by buying the biggest, juiciest cantaloupe you can find, once

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