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Kansas, Wilco, and Hanley Building Family Come Together For Concert Benefit Event

Kansas (the state’s marching band) and Rockford area natives, Wilco, will perform a benefit concert for the Hanley Building on Oct 1 at the first annual 2017 Rockford Area Cheap Trick Music Celebration Symbol Festival. (Capturing Gorak’s dragon, Michael, remains downtown’s focus

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Good Year Pimps Graphics Design Discovered On Saved Downtown Fire Hard Drive

A hard drive belonging to area hip hop legends, The Good Year Pimps, has been discovered and saved from the horrible events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford.  If someone knows where and how to get ahold of Hilly, Stu, Tony,

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Expired Pasta Sauce Melts Furniture Beams at Downtown’s Huge West Side Ristorante

Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford, Illinois.  No further information is known about the deceased, empty factory building that once employed human beings. Remnants

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У нас не было ничего общего с фальшивой новости

Мы не имеем ничего общего с фальшивой новости, циркулирующей в интернет-матери земли Америки. Мы слишком заняты, с нашим снегом и нашей водки, чтобы заботиться о фекалиях социальных медиа мелкой американца. Donald Trump это не наш кукольный или наша русская матрешка.

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Stockholm Inn Restaurant Caught Stealing Mobility Scooters

Rockford- Stockholm Inn has been accused of stealing mobility scooters from the elderly. Worse yet, some accusations date back to 1994. A social media judge declared the restaurant guilty and sentenced them to 120 bad yelp reviews. Stockholm Inn tweeted

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Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”

The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally conscious Facebookers. You’ve probably noticed many of your Facebook friends have ‘checked in’ at the Indian Rock Standing Reservation, while it’s more likely that

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