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Friday Funday Lunch Discussion: Do Nurses Have God Complexes?

Friday Funday Lunch Discussion:  Do Nurses Have God Complexes?
Do Nurses Have God Complexes? "Yes. They do." Says the Holy Ghost.

Do Nurses Have God Complexes? “Yes. They do.” Says the Holy Ghost.

Rockford, IL – Nurses can be beautiful and handsome, but most often their sexiness and charm is overshadowed by the power of our Lord, Jesus Christ and his father, God.  We talked to their friend, Holy Ghost, for the answer to this weekend’s national discussion:  Do Nurses Have God Complexes?

trinity“Yes, they do.  I’ve tried to bring this topic up a few times with God and His Son, but we never get too far because we’re three in one, or something like that.  Most nurses I’ve provided oversight on to report back to the team here have expressed the abilities to know everything – more than their bosses, the doctors.  Some nurses have acted upon possesing God’s complex by offereing all-knowing answers in public forums such as Facebook and Pinterest.  This is a concern for myself, but God seems to be occupied with other issues regarding the human race. Some nurses DO NOT understand that eating as much fast food as they do is an offense to God.  Jesus doesn’t seem to care these days.  I’m hoping to get to the bottom of this, but like I said, this three in one Holy Trinity thing is quite a hurdle to get over.” 

There ya have it, straight from the Holy Ghost’s mouth.

Alonzo Bottoms

 


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