Elderly Man Chews Arm Off and other 911 calls

Elderly Man Chews Arm Off and other 911 calls

911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Ex-state worker charged in food stamp case • Soldier leaves hospital,goes to bar • Brush fires interrupt travel on I-90
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Police arrest man in shark suit knocking on doors • Beloitian hunter killed in shooting accident mother charged • Moped rider dies of crash injuries then miraculously wakes up
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Monday, November 25, 2013
Stabbed man injured, suspect arrested • Boy critically injured in stabbing • Robbers wield spears and throw live raccoons into cars
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF NEWS SERVICES
For Sunday, November 24, 2013
Moped crash sends driver to hospital for a hamburger from the cafeteria • Burglary suspect is stoned to death by occupants of house, then lit on fire • Man pinned between cars is seriously hurt or a really good actor • Driver of truck that fell off cliff is identified as Cliff Cliffordson of Clifford IL
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Friday, November 22, 2013
Body recovered from Dumpster • Suspect sought in Roscoe bank robbery
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Friday, November 22, 2013
2 men running in circles wearing green thongs downtown • Motorists in truck collision hospitalized can’t remember wife’s name • Council raises age for buying tobacco to 43 • Self-styled healer found guilty in assault with a frozen steak
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Thursday, November 21, 2013
Blaze damages house occupants happy • ATM taken from West Side Grocery store no one saw a thing • Man charged in attack on parakeet
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Youth facility escapee is back in black • Brush fire burns at Rockford Airport
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Boat found adrift in memory bliss, deserted after 1 month • Woman is injured in shooting child blamed
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Monday, November 18, 2013
87 collisions logged in 12 hours on Sunday • District Bar assault lands 2 victims in hospital • 2 arrested after burglary of hamburgers
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Sunday, November 17, 2013
Search for missing donut ends • Bicyclist hurt in Salt Lake City like we care
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Saturday, November 16, 2013
Fuel tanker driver dies while surfing porn while driving • 2-day search finds no hope for our city • Man convicted of assault • Escaped inmate caught by police then escaped again then caught • Nighttime blaze damages home
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Friday, November 15, 2013
Foot is turned over to medical examiner then is used on a sick joke involving an ass kicking • Blaze destroys Pat’s house of birds and wigs ; no one hurt • Woman, 39, injured in crash at new roundabout and more
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF NEWS SERVICES
For Thursday, November 14, 2013
Search continues for cruise ship passenger • Robber runs off with woman’s thong and shoes
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Elderly man chews off arm just to prove a point to wife

Eat Me

Eat Me

• Durandian burglary suspect still large and in charge
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Tourist is apparently trapped in the Lafayette Hotel • Morning blaze damages house in Freeport
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Monday, November 11, 2013
Fugitive found, returned to prison • Rockford man is charged in assault no one cares
911 report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Saturday, October 19, 2013
Homeless man charged in beating death then set free but is still homeless • $15K bail set for man charged in farting in a cab • fart leads to arrest of man, 25 • Man suspected of farting in public in custody
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Friday, October 18, 2013
Suspect arrested in farting death • Tourist farts in waters off Kishwaukee island kills 400 carp
911 Report
For Thursday, October 17, 2013
Police are looking for a man in his 60s with a white goatee who farted in the lobby of Blackhawk Bank on Wednesday afternoon.
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Pedestrian is struck by fart in Downtown Area • Man dies after farting accident • Fart into brown paper bag kills teen at party
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Thursday, September 5, 2013
Rake hits and kills woman in driveway • Brush fires are hot and dangerous• Man nearly drowns bathtub
Police and Fire
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Help sought in 1973 murder case • Surfer is found unconscious in river • Couple’s argument leads to man’s broken heart • House fire deals $90,000 damage • 2 arrested after fight over Snickers Bar
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAFF
For Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Firefighters throw chinese stars at wild dogs save child • Boat capsizes; 5 onboard are wet • Man in serious argument over dinner kills family dog and throws child into street
911 Report
By RKFD NEWS STAff
For Sunday, August 18, 2013
3 suspects sought after carrots stolen • Man found in road is identified as the real Burger King • Firefighters battle Orcs in Rockton • Motorcyclist wearing leotards and furry scarf beat up by teenagers


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