by Ron Kites | October 14, 2013 10:01 AM
Rockford, IL – Gerrard Himmis, 30, has been praying for Portillo’s restaurant to come to Rockford for at least 20 years:
The popular Chicago area eatery owned by Dick Portillo has been receiving these prayers for years on Facebook[1] and through an online site that a few proud locals are responsible for[2]. We tried to contact Dick for a statement but we’re pretty sure our email ended up in the Portillo’s spam folder.
Where is the Portillo’s being built at you’re wondering? We have no idea, you Rockford area fat-asses, and we don’t care. Whatever. Please take your pride and comfort in the fact that your prayers are answered. Soon, you will be able to eat your prayers again.
You will definitely learn more when we know less about fast-food restaurants coming to make Rockford people fatter than they are.™
– Ron Kites
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