Internet Man Loses Facebook’s Prized Balloon to Chief Tchad Beale

Internet Man Loses Facebook’s Prized Balloon to Chief Tchad Beale
Chief Tchad Beale, Editor, and his fiancé, Linda, enjoy fine dining in the state of Wisconsin before heading back to Rockford for coffee and transformational talking about positivity city stuff.

Chief Tchad Beale, Editor, and his fiancé, Linda, enjoy fine dining in the state of Wisconsin before heading back to Rockford for coffee and transformational talking about positivity city stuff.

Rockford,  IL – A self-proclaimed social media guru initiated a verbal spar with our editor Chief Beale yesterday.  The half imaginary fight took place inside the comments section of a mutual contact’s post regarding Transform Rockford, the recent push for communal solidarity and economic change by our region’s few 1%.

The fight began when the Internet Guru personally attacked our editor after Chief Tchad left a generalized comment about the Rockford region and Transform Rockford. Internet Guru didn’t stop after many attempts by Chief Beale to remind him that his attacks were personal and not in reply to our editor’s regional related statements.

Internet Guru was put in his place and decided after making 0 points to take the fight to his own page, where he posted a public statement about our Chief Tchad Beale containing false information:  Stating that our Chief threatened him inside the string of comments left on the mutual person’s public post.

Fortunately for you and unfortunately for the Internet Man, a self-proclaimed social media guru, we have screen captures of everything as it unfolded;  and since it was a public forum and the post settings were “Public,” which Facebook security can prove need be, we are sharing the facts, Jack.  (Note, the original string and post has been deleted or made private since yesterday by the innocent person whose original post was hijacked by many public comments, not only our Chief and Internet Man.)

AND THE COVETED FACEBOOK PRIZE BALLOON GOES TO CHIEF TCHAD BEALE!   In order, left to right, where are the threats you speak of in the public post you made on your page soon after having your fingers bitten off by a little doggie named Tchad, Internet Man?  This proves you did the poking and we did the biting back.  That’s how mother nature works, Internet Man.   Woof, woof.

How ya like dem apples?  We took your lemon, Internet Man, and transformed it into an apple of an article here at RKFDnews.com.

Internet Man loses coveted Facebook Balloon Prize to Chief Tchad Beale

Internet Man loses coveted Facebook Balloon Prize to Chief Tchad Beale

If this is how the volunteers, or members of Transform Rockford, are transforming Rockford, we want to warn you that you’re fair game if you come after us in  public forum with your sickness, your “Rockford Pride.”   Which is the first problem that needs to go.  Poke us, and we bite.  Kick us, and we punch.  That’s how mother nature intended it to be when you treat anyone like animals that you can’t train and poison to behave as you would.  

Transform Rockford cannot work if the working class doesn’t trust you or the company you keep.  That’s how mother nature works as well. Maybe if your Positivity Klan members stopped taking regional comments  and facts and twisting them into personal attacks or advice to think positive, you’d spend more time bringing jobs to town instead of arguing entertainers on the internet, or drinking the town’s coffee supply up planning another meeting to talk and talk and talk and talk, and do nothing.  FOUR DECADES OF NEGATIVE FACTS covered up by Rockford PRIDE.  Which is one of the seven deadly sins, sidenote.  Transform that.  

Finally, Internet Man, whatever you consider to be threats seem to be inside your own head, see screen captures again for proof.  Next time you poke a puppy, expect what you give.  Screen captures proves you do not win the coveted Facebook balloon.

Also, we know where to follow the doggie’s poop trails you so highly speak of, and think three times before kicking our door open on the Internet with any of our staff members, fictional or real, because we will gladly swing that door, fictional or real, right back at you.

That goes for the entire Rockford Positivity Klan–bring it.  Woof, woof, oink, oink, moo.

– Gilbert Grebner



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