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Local Ad Firm Professionals Ponder Next Municipal Development Project to Fool Peasants With
Rockford, IL – The days of creating a healthy cash flow amongst private sector businesses and the community via the public sector are gone. Even though it’s illegal to not publish contract projects for public bidding when concerning municipal marketing dollars and budgets, regional municipal marketing campaigns and contracts are locked up behind closed doors and then published in one of the local rags after the fact to cover their butts on state and federal investigations.
Follow the money, people, and we’re pretty sure the trail leads to the same ponies.
Transform that.
– Ronnie Kites
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