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Rockford, IL – A new study conducted by the Winnebago County Emotional Awareness Political Science Council (WCEAPSC) released a report this week proving that local “Belief” is skyrocketing. Not all that glitters is gold outside of the Rockford region as national “Hope” fades below the -4% (percentile) approval margin.
The WCEAPSC is comprised of local lawyers, real estate agents, ad firm owners, mall church directors, downtown hornets, videographers, tee shirt makers, arts and housing authority directors, tourism scoundrels, Mayor Barry Morrisson, five people from Gorman and Company, and a portion of China that is comprised of financial investors who have taken a smoke-monster-like interest in rebuilding “Belief” in Rockford, IL.
“Nothing has changed but Belief, everything is on the ups. People need to settle down! Jimmy Buffett has no intents to bail on us. Plans to paint pretty parrots all over the Ziock / Amerock building after it becomes a Chinese-funded hotel is still a go,” said Thomas O’ Reily-Kelly, Director of Extra-Community Relationships for the WCEAPSC.
You’ll learn more when we know less.
– Geroge Brawn
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