Local Makes BJ Joke on TV, Kicked Out of Cubs Game

Local Makes BJ Joke on TV, Kicked Out of Cubs Game

First reported by Deadspin.com | View the video capture they have on their site by clicking here or on the photo above.  Read the story below to learn more about Rockford, IL, native, Markus Karlsson IVth.

A local man who also happens to be a wealthy, perverted, Cubs fan– Markus Karlsson IVth– was kicked out of Wrigley Field last night.  Karlsson managed to score a seat right behind home plate for the 9th inning between the Cubs and Pirates.  For an entire inning, Karlsson, was caught live by the TV cameras making lude imaginary motions with his hands towards his mouth called the Blowjob.  The first motions he made suggested that two imaginary penises were being stroked inside of his mouth.  Fans around him took notice, you can see them smile and laugh.  He continued with the double BJ joke until mixing it up for a long, single-handed-stroking, BJ motion.  The umpire, catcher, and batter had no idea what was going on. Neither did the pitcher.  Wrigley security was advised by representatives of the TV station to remove the Rockford man immediately.

The Cubs lost.



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