Machesney Park Man Builds Working Lightsaber in Garage
MACHESNEY PARK—-
A Machesney Park man built a working lightsaber and accidentally killed the family dog “Snookums Pandabear Kill Kill II” and injured his longtime boyfriend Eugene Thompson.”I was trying to work out the bugs”, said Raymond Grehmah.
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