by Chaz "Jet Lag" Stalmach | August 29, 2016 3:03 PM
Rockford – As the fog rolled in, late Friday night, near the Nicholson Conservatory and Hardware Poké-Stop, low-pitched, angry honking was reported in a call made to RKFD News. They could- and perhaps should, have called the cops, but we seemed like the logical choice at the time. Below is a transcript from that fateful call:
*loud, angry honking*
Janet hangs up and calls Social Media Animal Services. The SMAS confirmed that they have been receiving reports of an aggravated goose all night. More than one person described the goose as hovering in the air as if it were swimming.
This Morning, I contacted the RDP (Rick’s Dream Police). They told me me, they didn’t have any information on any of the disappearances that took place near the river over the weekend. They would only say, “At this time, they would not be contacting the WDSWF.” (Winnibago County Department of Super-natural Water Fowl) This obviously led to more questions…
Here’s what we know. Pat has not logged into his social media since Friday at 10:17 PM. More terrifyingly, he has not poked, liked, shared, PM-ed, blocked, commented, up-voted or reported anyone or anything since Friday!
This story isn’t over. We’ll do our best to learn less, so you can know more.
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