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I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A
...0City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories
Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our
...0Locals Reminisce of Burnt Building That Has Sat Vacant Since 1978
Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
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Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific
...0Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”
The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally
...0Facebook Prayers Saved Grandma’s Life
Rockford- Betsy Stienbecker was dead. She flat-lined Saturday night surrounded by her loving family. Grandma Stienbecker
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National Social Media Day Ruined By Locals Losing Their Minds on Facebook
Rockford, IL — A recent study published by Gorak’s department of health revealed that Rockford area locals are losing their minds. The cause of this epidemic is Facebook. Not the type of good news Rockfordians were hoping to receive on the 8th annual Social Media Day.
If anyone is wondering how to go about celebrating #SocialMediaDay, here are two tips to recognize the historical significance of this day:
HUG A HORSE
MASH A POTATO ON YOUR FACE (WE DEDICATE THIS TO OUR FRIEND IRISH BRIAN TADOES)
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