Breaking News

National Social Media Day Ruined By Locals Losing Their Minds on Facebook

Rockford, IL — A recent study published by Gorak’s department of health revealed that Rockford area locals are losing their minds.  The cause of this epidemic is Facebook.  Not the type of good news Rockfordians were hoping to receive on the 8th annual Social Media Day.  

If anyone is wondering how to go about celebrating #SocialMediaDay, here are two tips to recognize the historical significance of this day:

HUG A HORSE

MASH A POTATO ON YOUR FACE (WE DEDICATE THIS TO OUR FRIEND IRISH BRIAN TADOES)

 


Related Articles

We Could Enjoy Making a Meal, or We Could Do Internet

Rockford, IL – Local families are opting to catch up on internet, social media, versus spending the time that very

Please Rockford, Give It To Me Straight From The Heart

Dear Rockford, I could start dreamin’ about you again but it never ends. As long as you’re gone we may as

No comments

Write a comment
No Comments Yet! You can be first to comment this post!

Write a Comment

Thank you for spending time with us on the internet. Please waste more time and energy by sharing your internet emotions below: