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National Social Media Day Ruined By Locals Losing Their Minds on Facebook

Rockford, IL — A recent study published by Gorak’s department of health revealed that Rockford area locals are losing their minds.  The cause of this epidemic is Facebook.  Not the type of good news Rockfordians were hoping to receive on the 8th annual Social Media Day.  

If anyone is wondering how to go about celebrating #SocialMediaDay, here are two tips to recognize the historical significance of this day:

HUG A HORSE

MASH A POTATO ON YOUR FACE (WE DEDICATE THIS TO OUR FRIEND IRISH BRIAN TADOES)

 


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