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Non-Violent Ideas For Citizens of Rockford To Consider After City Aldermen Vote to Forgive Mayor’s Family Business Millions of Dollars in Real Estate Debt and Avoiding Foreclosure thus Proving How Corrupt, Uneducated, Nepotistic and Inept the Ponies Have Become

Non-Violent Ideas For Citizens of Rockford To Consider After City Aldermen Vote to Forgive Mayor’s Family Business Millions of Dollars in Real Estate Debt and Avoiding Foreclosure thus Proving How Corrupt, Uneducated, Nepotistic and Inept the Ponies Have Become
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Garrison Lofts – Photo © Rockford Register Star

Rockford, IL – Violent metaphors can’t change the reality that 12 out of 13 aldermen voted in agreement to forgive the Mayor of Rockford’s family business an absurd amount of money to keep a real estate development -the Garrison Lofts project–from going into foreclosure.  Around a few million dollars, sidenote.

If you’re unaware of the local news, get the back story from our paying advertiser below and then return to us for a list of ideas as to what you as a poor citizen can do to get bloody revenge on your pathetically corrupt appointed leaders:

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Aldermen loosely explained to the Rockford Register Star in today’s article that a foreclosure would be a worse financial route to take.

The collective vote and decision to forgive the debts owed by our Mayor’s family business and turn it over to the bank implies that every single one of us with any kind of loan we owe on can have our own votes now to forgive our debts and avoid a judgement on anything the recession caused us to accrue, too–right?

1) Justice does not exist in the work place for many of us lucky enough to even have a job in this pathetic town, so, considering these are public positions, all 12 aldermen that voted in favor of the debts forgiveness deserve to be fired without explanation from their positions.  But, Rockford is not the real world.  Instead, registered voters can contact your board of elections office to recall the votes of each alderman, or you can simply call and email your appointed officials below to order a pizza, burgers, beers, cheddar bay biscuits, crazy bread, quarter pounders, fries, milk and tacos to be delivered ASAP:

Timothy Durkee 1 Tim.Durkee@rockfordil.gov 815-637-6200
Jamie Getchius 2 Jamie.Getchius@rockfordil.gov 815-713-7575
Thomas P. McNamara 3 Thomas.McNamara@rockfordil.gov 815-262-6734
Kevin J. Frost 4 Kevin.Frost@rockfordil.gov 815-978-0542
Venita Hervey 5 Venita.Hervey@rockfordil.gov 815-968-7682
Marcus Hill, Sr 6 Marcus.Hill@rockfordil.gov 815-222-8057
Ann Thompson-Kelly 7 Ann.Thompson@rockfordil.gov 815-968-8389
Jeanne Oddo 8 Jeanne.Oddo@rockfordil.gov 815-375-0457
Teena M. Newburg 9 Teena.Newburg@rockfordil.gov 815-654-8752
Franklin C. Beach 10 Franklin.Beach@rockfordil.gov 815-399-3737
Karen Elyea 11 Karen.Elyea@rockfordil.gov 815-961-1795
John C. Beck 12 John.Beck@rockfordil.gov 815-961-1954
Venita Hervey 13 Linda.McNeely@rockfordil.gov 815-962-5424
Joseph V. Chiarelli 14 Joseph.Chiarelli@rockfordil.gov 815-962-5424
Lawrence J Morrissey larry.morrissey@rockfordil.gov 815-987-5590

2)  If you own residential and commercial property in Rockford and the Winnebago County region, everyone–that means everyone together–can send a message to our corrupt leaders in Springfield and Chicago that each and every one of you are done paying your mortgage and property taxes until they pass a state bill to forgive each and every one of you your debts.  Free rides for all. If they want to come after a quarter to a third of a million people, let them work for what they want out of the people this time around in a collective manner.  They can’t stop a herd without the Feds looking in to see WTF is going on.

It’s simple:  All of you, start with July 1st, 2014, and stop making payments until the National Guard is sent in to enjoy a few meals with us.  The pizza here is worth sharing with the rest of the country.  So yummy.

, ROCKFORD DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH HARD WORKING, ETHICAL HORSES OR THE MONEY TO PUT THE PONIES WITH LITTLE PENISES IN JAIL

ROCKFORD DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH HARD WORKING, ETHICAL HORSES–OR THE MONEY AND POWER– TO PUT THE PONIES WITH THEIR LITTLE PENISES IN JAIL

And lastly:

3)  SHOW UP TO F**KING VOTE, ROCKFORD. CHOOSE YOUR LEADERS AND RECALL THEIR VOTES TO HAVE THEM FIRED WHEN THEY FAIL YOU.  Here is a list of your aldermen to fire, CLICK HERE. Take names and call Papa Johns for a pizza.  If you don’t like them, be them. There are no limitations besides living in the district you want to represent–hell, goddamned morons are aldermen in this town.  Be one of the better morons!  You don’t even know how to read or do math–true! But this is what you dumb ass, proud, positivity preaching, christian drunk weirdos and hillbilly elitist mother f**kers need to know:

Barely 22% of registered voters in Winnebago County showed up to vote in 2013.  There is one level of government with appointed officials and politicians that you CAN make a difference in with your votes–and that is at the local level with city government.  We must–as a community–petition to recall the votes of the 12 aldermen who approved millions of dollars in real estate forgiveness if our debts aren’t being treated with an equal vote.

It’s up to you or whatever; continue to be pathetic, proud, transform stuff, smile more, be nice about it all and brag about how great Rockford can be if we all choose to think positive.  How’s that working out for you guys?  Wonderful, thought so–have a few more meetings to align and transform your city your story and stuff or whatever, drink coffee, hang out at Octane and Wired Cafe pretending to be important.  Ahahahaha, scumbags!

THE ROCKFORD IS A GREAT CITY FOR PONIES AHAHAHAHA

THE ROCKFORD IS A GREAT CITY FOR PONIES AHAHAHAHA

Idiots and scumbags are running the show on all of you, robbing you in broad daylight with their bullshit and little pony penises.  A pathetic herd of ponies you are, Rockford!  Do you want to be a pony with a little penis or a well-hung horse?  It’s up to you and your itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie little dicks, Rockford.

4) LASTLY–Ahahahahha, seriously though, don’t do a thing.  F**k The Rockford in the taco and the pizza!  Who cares?! Ahahahhaha. Oh my, one must never laugh at their own jokes in show business but The Rockford is too funny.  You have to. Stop to laugh at it all–the lies and all that think positive jive. What a bunch of scumbags and ponies!

Well, you feel used now.  You hate us because your time in Rockford on the internet is soooooo so precious.  Your names might be Paulie, Mach, or Jai and you hate us anyway but please ignore everything we’re suggesting above. If you do anything about all of the corrupt stuff going on in Rockford and throughout the state, take a seat and enjoy the show. Maybe order a delicious pizza and laugh because “the road to hell is paved with good intents,” said another morally corrupt person from the banks of the Kishwaukee River to the shores of the mighty Rock.  Be the pony, give yourself a new name for all we care and hee-hee-haw-haw yourselves all the way to hell–The Rockford of Illinois.

Transform that, a$$holes.

You will sure as f**k not learn more when we know less because there are far too many ponies running the show in town and we’re getting the f**k out of dodge, y’all!

– Chief Tchad Beale

 

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