North Main & Auburn Streets Roundabout Driving Tips

North Main & Auburn Streets Roundabout Driving Tips

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Rockford, IL – Here’ s a helpful list of tips from our staff to you this holiday season to help Rockford area drivers understand the new North Main and Auburn streets roundabout and how to use it.  *Note, you’ll need abilities to read words before proceeding with these tips.  If you can’t read or write, you should not be driving.

UnknownALWAYS LOOK LEFT FOR ONCOMING CARS.

YOU F**KING IDIOTS, IT’S A CIRCLE. SAY IT TO YOURSELVES:  “MY EYES LOOK LEFT, MY CAR GOES RIGHT, IT’S A CIRCLE.”

It’s not that hard but you will have to know how to use your brains or a touch of common sense, Rockford. Also, if you can’t read or write properly, stay off the roads and in front of your TVs with the children you somehow made, your greatest accomplishments.

You will know less when we learn more.™

– Ron Kites



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