Patty the Goose is Alive!
by Ron Kites | December 8, 2017 6:19 PM
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Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose came back to life today. RKFDnews originally reported earlier this week that Patty had been inadvertently starved to death by City Council. Rockford Memorial Geese Mercy flew Patty into Beloit, Wisconsin, for an official autopsy after she had a heart attack from begging for soup at Monday night’s Rockford City Council meeting. Patty started breathing once she arrived to Beloit Geese Mercy. Asked how this could be, Patty whispered, “Fucking Rockford, it’s killing me and my geese. Help.” Patty fell back into a coma for 48 hours. She awoke today laughing and screaming at nurses, “Fuck you, Rockford! You say no soup for me? No soup for you! This is war, Rockford—FUCK YOU.” Beloit Geese Mercy medics started chanting with Patty, “FUCK YOU, ROCKFORD!” Yes. True story, not fake news. You’re fake, you geese hating Rockford loving fucks.[2]
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- Patty the Goose came back to life today. RKFDnews originally reported earlier this week that Patty had been inadvertently starved to death by City Council. Rockford Memorial Geese Mercy flew Patty into Beloit, Wisconsin, for an official autopsy after she had a heart attack from begging for soup at Monday night’s Rockford City Council meeting. Patty started breathing once she arrived to Beloit Geese Mercy. Asked how this could be, Patty whispered, “Fucking Rockford, it’s killing me and my geese. Help.” Patty fell back into a coma for 48 hours. She awoke today laughing and screaming at nurses, “Fuck you, Rockford! You say no soup for me? No soup for you! This is war, Rockford—FUCK YOU.” Beloit Geese Mercy medics started chanting with Patty, “FUCK YOU, ROCKFORD!” Yes. True story, not fake news. You’re fake, you geese hating Rockford loving fucks.: http://rkfdnews.com/patty-the-goose-may-she-rest-in-peace/
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