by Bob Lablaw | January 23, 2020 6:14 PM
Rockford, Illinois — No one knows how to manipulate the public’s emotions on the Facebook machine better than our first recognized community leader, Bob LaBlaw[1].
People all over the Rockford region are aware of Bob[2]. He loves cats, and cats love him. He loves ladies, and ladies love him. He loves men, and men love him. Bob [3]loves everyone, but not everyone loves Bob.
His abilities to bring out the worst in idiots on the internet with a few words or a meme is unparalleled only by those he is trolling and luring—enlightening, is how our staff sees it—into a fit of digital rage.
Some have cursed him on his profile page, “Hey, that’s not your name—I know who you are!”
Bob[2] is always ready, phone in hand, and ass on the toilet seat to reply with something witty, a meme, or an emotionally heartfelt post about pets. Listen, believe us when we tell you this fact below on the internet:
His work for the Rockford, Illinois community serves as a genuine voice for positive transformation for all. It needs to be stated that he does what he does on Facebook for free without being paid by a downtown public charity or tourism bureau. He isn’t contracted by the GrahamSpencers, KMKs, Digital Hive Minds, Our City Our Stories, or Heartland Community Churches. He does it for free! 👏👏
He has no need to make YouTubes or Vimeos. He feels no need to make facebook pages about how proud we are—none of that paid-for bozo marketing business disguised as non-profit and community minded digital activism! Is Mr. LaBlaw an Armchair Activist™? Heck no.
Bob freely shares stories from personal experiences, surviving Nam, and ending up in Rockford on the internet to encourage pride and positivity. To make Rockford great again on the internet! Bob LaBlaw[1] is our kind of People To Creep on the internet in 2020!
Our great leader and CEO of all, Lord Thomas Derby[4], says it best about Bob LaBlaw[1]: “That’s right—YOU$A®™ MTHRFKR$!“
— Robert LaBlaw, Guest Columnist[5]
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