Pope Coming to Rockford

Pope Coming to Rockford

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Rockford grant me the strength to handle life’ ups and downs,
And to be horny all the time even when I am sick.
Rockford grant me the courage to stand up for what I believe in,
And to be horny all the time even when I am sick.
Rockford grant me the answers to my questions,
In order to find something to finally believe in.
Rockford grant me the piece of mind I so desperately need,
And to be horny all the time even when I am sick.
Beloit grant me all the cotton panties I can stuff into my mouth,
Because I am dirty.
Rockford grant me the guidance to be able to succeed,
In order to be whatever it is I want to be.
RockfordI need you now and forever, please help me.


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