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Rockford Families Make Pretty Fall Photos Now (Winter Is Coming!) Hurry to Starbucks and Buy Grandé #PumpkinSpiceLatte! Take nice internet photos for Rockford Facebook

Rockford Families Make Pretty Fall Photos Now (Winter Is Coming!) Hurry to Starbucks and Buy Grandé #PumpkinSpiceLatte!  Take nice internet photos for Rockford Facebook
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Rockford, IL— Families all over Rockford are visiting state parks and pretty areas with many trees and leaves—especially rich white people’s big back yards in nearby counties with cheaper property taxes—to take photos for the internet.  Hurry now to capture Autumn in Rockford with your pretty families for your Facebook pages and Instagram accounts.  Pinterest is a cool place to upload family photo ideas to as well.  Try to add some pumpkins and scarecrows to your photos. Your children are cute, too—try to make them smile! Say, “Smile!” Wear nice plaid shirts and jeans, colors are pretty in photos with trees, leaves and sunshine.  Photographers can add smiles and pretty filters to crappy photos in Photoshop so don’t worry if it’s raining out and your children are behaving like the awful creatures they are.  They are behaving badly because you, the parent, are not quite fit for raising kids to behave properly in a very beautiful world that is populated by incredibly horrible people.

Show the world on the internet how awesome your family is because Autumn is here in Rockford!

Buy your family and photographer delicious Grande Pumpkin Spice Lattes from the Starbucks inside all of the Target stores.  Take photos of your lattes to share on the internet. Don’t forget to hashtag them. Bake a fresh, warm pie and throw it at your husband or children. They will laugh, you will laugh. Keep your phones and iPads nearby to capture fall moments to mash with your pretty family photos that the photographer you found on Facebook took. Also ensure that your photographer is tagged properly on the internet so that all of your family and friends know who helped you with your pretty photos to upload.  Show Rockford how awesome you are because Rockford doesn’t suck and neither do you.  Do good internet, eat pumpkin pie. This message was brought to you by Starbucks. Enjoy a Grandé Pumpkin Spice Latte today!  Hashtag it! #pumpkinspicelatte



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