Rockford Man Finds Match on RKFDSingles.com

Rockford Man Finds Match on RKFDSingles.com
Hector met his match on rkfdsingles.com

Hector McKerrigan met his match on rkfdsingles.com. Click here to meet your match today!

Rockford, IL – Hector McKerrigan, a local professional, spent years unsuccessfully trying to find a soul mate after his divorce from his second wife.

“As anyone knows, it’s hard to meet people in Rockford. I don’t mean people in general, as everyone’s super friendly here, but I mean someone to be with, you know?” McKerrigan says, sipping on Maize Blaze cocktail at The E85 Lounge on Rockford’s Westside. “After divorcing my second wife, who was a total nutjob but who had a nice rack that her first husband paid for, I had really overfished the dating pool at my church. That’s when a colleague mentioned a date she had with someone she had met on RKFDSingles.com.”

Chief Tchad Beale, Editor, and his fiancé, Linda, enjoy fine dining in the state of Wisconsin before heading back to Rockford for coffee and transformational talking about positivity city stuff.

Chief Tchad Beale, Editor, and his fiancé, Linda, enjoy fine dining in the state of Wisconsin before heading back to Rockford for coffee and transformational talking about positivity city stuff.  They came up for the idea of rkfdsingles.com after spending their money in Madison, WI, instead of Rockford, IL. 

RKFDSingles.com, the brainchild of RKFDNews and Tchad Beale, connects Rockford-area singles, philanderers, and sexually-unhappy-but-financially-taken-care-of wives for dates, activities, and sticky NSA meet-ups at local hotels and public restrooms. Since its inception in 2012, RKFDSingles.com has connected thousands of locals and provided a boost to the local tourism economy.

“The response from the community has been great,” says Beale. “There are obviously plenty of dating websites out there, such as Match, eHarmony, FarmersOnly, and BlackPeopleMeet, but they all lack the tailoring that gettin’ boned in Rockford requires.”

Hector McKerrigan agrees. “I went on a few dates with women I’d met on other dating sites. I’m a typical Rockford guy: my faith, country music, my kids when it’s convenient, snowmobiling, drunken driving, and drunken snowmobiling. And all these sites had that, but they lacked the interest in civic engagement I expect from someone who really loves Rockford. RKFDSingles.com has that.”

Hector says he is currently dating the second woman he met from RKFDSingles.com. “It’s been great,” says Hector. “I had actually seen her name on some Facebook comments on RKFDNews before and Liked some of her stuff. We met up at Chili’s for some ‘ritas and two hours later I was getting an HJ in the Clocktower parking lot. She says she’s going to leave her husband for me.”

Throw on a sheet with a hole in it and login at RKFDSingles.com to find your match!

– Chuck Toncha



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