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Rockford Named #5 Best City for Millennials in 2014

Rockford Named #5 Best City for Millennials in 2014

Rockford, IL – Thank you to Michael H. of Rockford, IL, for this positive noose story tip.  Finally, a list to be proud of: Rockford, IL, has been named as the #5 Best City For Millennials in 2014.  

With so much emotional negativity (despite all of the logical facts presented in each best and worst of case) that have been branded down upon Rockford and its community of poor weirdos and proud, corrupt scumbags by publications and government organizations that are responsible for handing out yearly best and worst list awards, it’s nice to be on a best of list sometimes. Right? Right, Rockford?  Are you still celebrating misery?  What?! Snap out of it, Rockford! #5, come on, that’s great!

Be a millennial, go to the mall or an Ice Hogs game, buy a positive tee shirt, but most importantly:  You’re a #5 Millennial! Celebrate yourselves today. We know you will. You proud, fat, fast-food lovin’, Motley Crue listenin’, box church join’, Chilis eatin’ Rockford, Rockton, Roscoe, Machesney Park, Loves Park and Belvidere bastards.

2015 is looking good! Keep up the transformation,

Alonzo Bottums


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