“Rockford Positivity” Candles Now Available – Light Up Your Dark Life & Negative Nights

25 Oct, 2013

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Candle Crest Soy Candles released their Rockford Positivity candles.

Rockford, IL – Our second “Serious Noose” trophy goes to Candle Crest Soy Candles, located in scenic Rockford, IL.   The local small business unveiled their “Rockford Positivity” candles today on the internet.  The excitement took over our noose staff.

The candle comes with a thoughtful tagline that reads:  “While there are endless possibilities for this city, you cannot have possibility without positivity…”

(… or money, education, qualified non-delusional individuals with healthy bodies and brains that provide experienced, trusted action and services with little words wasted or promises spoken.)

Rockford Positivity candles are perfect for thousands of people in the community who had their street lamp lights turned off by the City of Rockford last year; or for those enjoy making some old fashioned love while a special kind of Rockford Positivity spirit illuminates you and your mate. If you’re single and making love to yourself, perfect, more positivity for you. (Make sure to share some love and Rockford Positivity when you can. Everyone is doing it.)

This candle is also for those logically thinking friends and family in your life who have let honesty and realism (real, original ROCKFORD NEGATIVITY created by poor leadership from the government and business sectors as well as from within an obese, uneducated community) take over their bodies and minds. Help every single one of your financially and poor-of-spirit neighbors with a Rockford Positivity candle.

Congratulations to Candle Crest for winning our second Serious Noose trophy. Learn more and buy some Rockford Positivity candles here. 

SERIOUS NOOSE = Real, original, breaking news that is much funnier and truer than any honest noose we truthfully make up to break. To learn about other Serious Noose winners, click here.