Rockfordian Shares Brilliant Marketing Strategy With Reddit… and We Share Too!
This Rockfordian did real nice good work! They had the most successful garage sale in Northern Illinois history. You can too! Just be overly-dramatic and cynical. Complain about crime to your Facebook friends and make snarky tweets when someone gets shot.
DO NOT B
E PART OF THE SOLUTION!
Make fancy posters with no-no words. Use your internet before it uses you.
Positivity, NO!!!
Gooses, YES!!!
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